How to Give A Blow Job

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Fellatio--also known as a blow job and giving head.  No matter what you call it, proper or slang, it makes any hook-up or relationship more fun and rewarding.  How can it be rewarding for a woman?  I mean, I like to make my partner a happy camper and that to me is pretty fulfilling.  And come on, knowing you can get someone off with just your mouth and tongue (with a couple other things thrown in)?  Makes you feel like a sex goddess.

Now, you might be thinking that this will either be just like a Cosmo article along the lines of 1501 ways to please your man with some technical words like “perineum” and “frenulum” thrown in, or like an excerpt from a sex-ed book.  Well, I hope it is neither.  I’m going to keep it nice and simple, maybe throw in a few twists and turns here and there.  First we'll start with a definition--Urbandictionary.com defines fellatio as, "Oral stimulation of the penis, from Latin, literally, to suck."  Blow job is defined as, “To lick, blow, or suck on a man’s penis resulting in ejaculation.” Both pretty accurate I’d say.  From here on out, I am going to assume that most readers have either (a) given a blow job (or a few) or (b) at least have an idea of what it’s like to give one based on the aforementioned definition.

So you want to learn how to give a blow job, here we go

Rule #1: NO TEETH! (unless specifically asked for, which has never happened to me, and quite frankly if it did, I would be pretty weirded out) Teeth = pain which can translate into an inadvertent punch to your face by the victim, possible bleeding, and no fun. And who wants that? Exactly.

Okay, so now that we have that clear, let’s move on.  Statistically speaking, the average dude's penis is about 5 ¾ inches long.  Some of you may be thinking “Wow, that’s long” and others “That seems about right” and still others may be thinking “Jeez, I hope they’re not really that short”.  Well to put it into perspective, that’s a little shorter than a normal sized photo print.  Now think about the depth of your mouth.  If you're thinking, "Yeah, doesn’t quite make it..."  You're probably right (in most cases, some gifted ladies can disregard this, we'll get there later).

Rule #2: Use your hands.  If you add the length of your fist to the depth of your mouth, that is more than enough to cover it all.  But here’s the thing—it also gives you more control because besides just moving your hand up and down in sync with your mouth, you can twist and turn it anyway you think will feel good (proper lubrication necessary).  Okay…so now we’re using our mouth and one hand.  The other hand should be used to babysit the kids so to speak.  Balls are a vital part of the male anatomy and a key part of every sexual encounter.  So take those bad boys in your free hand and have at it:  massage them, caress them, tug on them (gently of course!), play with them all you want.  And sucking on them a little bit from time to time never hurts either.  To me, balls are to girls as boobs are to guys (although not quite as attractive...), so why shouldn’t they get some attention too?  Another little tidbit…the area of skin right behind where the balls connect to the body is very sensitive.  Using a little pressure on that area when you deem it appropriate = a good idea.

Alright.  So we all know that males in general are very visual creatures, which obviously means they like to watch. 

Rule #3:  Let him look.  You can do this any way you want.  Give him some handlebars (ie. pigtails).  Wear your hair pulled back.  Tell him to hold your hair back and take a look (he could pull on it a little too if you think it's something you'd like…)  And look up at him every once in a while. Eye contact shows you’re into it and really, the more you’re into it (or the more he thinks you are), the better it’s going to be for both of you.  Come on, you know you love it anyway. There’s a little voyeur in all of us (insert sexy devilish grin here).

Now, presumably at this point, you are doing a pretty good job.  There’s a nice big (hopefully) penis in your mouth.  What next? 

Rule #4: The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body for a reason. Use it. Play around with the head of his penis.  Lick the whole thing up and down like a popsicle.  Flick your tongue from side to side against that little piece of skin running from the shaft up to the head.  Their tongues make us happy, so why shouldn’t ours do the same for them?

Returning to a topic I said I would earlier, this is for the girls who don’t feel that they have an accommodation problem.  Deep throating--a technique every man longs for.  Some girls dread it.  Yes, the first few times can be uncomfortable, but once you learn the proper technique it can get easier.  So now for a couple tips.  First off, if your gag reflex is absolutely unreal, please refrain from trying this.  No one puke on their floor, comforter, clothing or penis.  Now, if you’re ready to attempt this, take it slow. To quote an ever popular movie, “You gotta open the throat…” (Super troopers...if you haven't seen it, I have one word for you--Blockbuster).  Okay, so this seems a little obvious, but really once you open your mouth wide and relax your throat, it’s pretty easy to take it from there.  Think of it like singing, the more relaxed your muscles are, the more control you have over them.  This applies here too.  Just take it slow, a little bit at a time, and before you (or he) knows it…BAM!…it just happened.  Note—this is not necessarily required but is preferred by many.

This all brings us around to the final matter at hand—spit or swallow?  I’ve spoken to a number of ladies about this and received mixed responses.  No one can seem to come to an agreement.  Honestly, my thoughts are that if it’s already in your mouth, why spit it out?  It's not going to hurt you at all.  Some people think it’s disgusting, some people don’t. This one is open ended—either way he’s getting off, it’s your choice.

So, to all you eager ladies, I know you have the talent and drive in there somewhere.  Go forth and use your new knowledge and for anything and EVERTYTHING else you need to know about how to give a blow job check out How to Blow Like a Pro.  It is by far the most comprehensive eBook on how to give a mind blowing, earth shattering, knees shaking, can't stand, oh my god marry me, blowjob.  Click here now, your sex life can’t afford not to.

 

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